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Greeting card with a red envelope on a white background. The card reads, 'I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE OLD BUT IF YOU WERE WINE YOU WOULD BE REALLY EXPENSIVE' in black and dark red text. In the center, there is a watercolor-style illustration of a wine bottle and a glass filled with rosé wine.
Greeting card with a red envelope on a white background. The card reads, 'I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE OLD BUT IF YOU WERE WINE YOU WOULD BE REALLY EXPENSIVE' in black and dark red text. In the center, there is a watercolor-style illustration of a wine bottle and a glass filled with rosé wine.

"I'm Not Saying You're Old" Birthday Card

Banter & Bliss
$ 6.00

"I'm Not Saying You're Old but if you Were Wine You'd be Really Expensive" card

4.7 x 6.9 in.

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